Aperture Science Turret, Now Shipping
We’re not the first to post this and probably not the last, but I figured we should jump on the bandwagon before it runs out of room. The Portal 2 marketing juggernaut is in high gear and this video, despite having no actual gameplay, is gaining viewers by the millions.
Spider-Man’s JK Simmons returns to VO an ad for the Aperture Science Turret for home consumption. Yes, you too can (not really) own your very own automated, high-firing rate machine gun turret. Like the native American’s buffalo resources, the Aperture turrent wastes nothing and uses the WHOLE bullet, casing an all, to ensure your satisfaction in home security and posession protection.