Aperture Science Turret, Now Shipping

We’re not the first to post this and probably not the last, but I figured we should jump on the bandwagon before it runs out of room. The Portal 2 marketing juggernaut is in high gear and this video, despite having no actual gameplay, is gaining viewers by the millions.

Spider-Man’s JK Simmons returns to VO an ad for the Aperture Science Turret for home consumption. Yes, you too can (not really) own your very own automated, high-firing rate machine gun turret. Like the native American’s buffalo resources, the Aperture turrent wastes nothing and uses the WHOLE bullet, casing an all, to ensure your satisfaction in home security and posession protection.

Christopher Kirkman

Christopher is an old school nerd: designer, animator, code monkey, writer, gamer and Star Wars geek. As owner and Editor-In-Chief of Media Geeks, he takes playing games and watching movies very seriously. You know, in between naps.

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  1. Greg says:

    The even more interesting outcome of this is the ARG that’s leaked out full force since the release of this video. http://valvearg.info/wiki/Valve_ARG_Wiki Pay very close attention to the “Static” frame burst after Cave Johnson announces the color lineup…

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