Britney and Jason, Sitting in a Tree…
Oh wait! They fell out!
Let me start by saying that I could care less, but I’m sure people do have an interest in this story, so I’ll be a good little reporter and report it. At 5am Saturday morning Britney Spears and a childhood “pal” tied the knot in a Vegas dive of a chapel. Reports say that her Limo chauffeur actually gave her away. Hours later claiming it all to be a big joke, Spears and new hubby Jason Alexander (not from Seinfeld) filed for an annulment.
Thanks for turning the sacred bond of matrimony into a farce Britney. I guess I can’t blame her though, I’ve hand countless friends claim their behavior from their previous night’s drunken stupor to be a joke. In fact, I have a word for promiscuous women who act regrettably under intoxication. I call them a Slush (think about it).
