Aliens will invade!

by Christopher Kirkman · Published June 28, 2005 · Updated October 13, 2014

According to my sources, aliens similar to the ones seen in War of the Worlds, will in fact invade earth. They will land in a rural part of Utah, see that there’s nothing worth sticking around for and head home.

In a related story, Utah’s tourism numbers will see a brief jump, but
still won’t reach the peak they experienced since before polygamy was
outlawed.

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Christopher Kirkman

Christopher is an old school nerd: designer, animator, code monkey, writer, gamer and Star Wars geek. As owner and Editor-In-Chief of Media Geeks, he takes playing games and watching movies very seriously. You know, in between naps.